diff --git a/.github/workflows/codeql-analysis.yml b/.github/workflows/codeql-analysis.yml
index 15fe16d7a231..6f8e18270456 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/codeql-analysis.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/codeql-analysis.yml
@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@ on:
 jobs:
   analyze:
     name: Analyze
-    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+    runs-on: self-hosted
 
     strategy:
       fail-fast: false
diff --git a/.github/workflows/javascript.yml b/.github/workflows/javascript.yml
index ba8463d66fa1..bd14f122b046 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/javascript.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/javascript.yml
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ on: pull_request
 
 jobs:
   build:
-    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+    runs-on: self-hosted
 
     steps:
       - name: Check out Git repository
diff --git a/.github/workflows/python.yml b/.github/workflows/python.yml
index 243ad534396d..0179e409d497 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/python.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/python.yml
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ on: pull_request
 
 jobs:
   build:
-    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+    runs-on: self-hosted
 
     services:
       postgres:
diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 73d74f8575c4..7ff92c8add44 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@ Put simply, Dispatch is:
 
 Dispatch helps us effectively manage security incidents by deeply integrating with existing tools used throughout an organization \(Slack, GSuite, Jira, etc.,\) Dispatch is able to leverage the existing familiarity of these tools to provide orchestration instead of introducing another tool.
 
-This means you can let Dispatch focus on creating resources, assembling participants, sending out notifications, tracking tasks, and assisting with post-incident reviews; allowing you to focus on actually fixing the issue!
+This means you can let Dispatch focus on creating resources, assembling participants, sending out notifications, tracking tasks, and assisting with post-incident reviews; allowing you to focus on actually fixing the issue.
 
  ![](https://github.com/Netflix/dispatch/raw/master/docs/images/screenshots/thumb-1.png) ![](https://github.com/Netflix/dispatch/raw/master/docs/images/screenshots/thumb-2.png) ![](https://github.com/Netflix/dispatch/raw/master/docs/images/screenshots/thumb-3.png) ![](https://github.com/Netflix/dispatch/raw/master/docs/images/screenshots/thumb-4.png)